I: I’m interviewing a gardener called Potato Lady and a sciences. Mr Cucumber, what do you do to grow plants?
S: I research to find out what plants grow in different climates.
G: I do too. I know that carrots like to grow in cold climates
S. I know that kiwi fruit like Auckland best.
I. Right, Gardener Green, what do you put on your plants to help them grow?
G. I put sheep poo on.
S. well i put horse poop on
I: phew (waves hand in front of nose in disgust!) Mr Cucumber, what do when do when it’s not raining?
S. Well I water the plants with my gardening hose
I: well Its been a tough.